The Awkward Moment....When People Think Your Dating Someone Your Not

Greeting Co-Conspirators,

We all know the feeling. The completely and utterly unpleasant moment when someone thinks your dating someone you would NEVER date, not even if they were the last person on earth after the Zombie Apocalypse. Now, I know you know what I'm talking about, if not, you have either recently come out of a coma, or have spent the vast majority of your life hauled up in your bedroom. It starts with someone asking "Are you two together?" and that's when you find yourself up a metaphorical creek of excrement without any method of propulsion. Way to appear socially awkward.

Unfortunately for me, this has happened numerous times concerning me and my cousin. Before continuing with this post, I would like to state for all intents and purposes, I am NOT dating my cousin and no, this is not like 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman'. This is serious. Like a heart attack. To continue, about a month ago, this blonde chick from Coles asked me for my number, when I told her no, she asked if it was because I was dating 'that blacked haired chick'. That 'black haired chic?' Yeah, she's my cousin. Now, lets get one thing straight, although my cousin is a fine specimen of a girl, she is still, my cousin. And I am not a New Zealander.


Sometimes I really hate people.

However, although it is awkward being on the receiving end, it is perhaps worse being on the giving end.  (No sexual allusions intended). Last week, I was talking to an old friend that I hadn't seen for a while, and we were just chill-banging (without the banging) when this girl came up to him and gave him a hug and a kiss on the check. Obviously, I thought they were dating. So after awhile, I asked "So how long have you to been together?" Turns out they were brother and sister. *Face Palm*

Awkward. So please, if you don't know, don't assume. Because, as they cliche says, to assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. That and it just makes everything awkward.

So long gay boys!
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