Belated Saturdays: Shit My Friends Say

Holla Amigos!

Firstly, I'm sorry. Secondly, I am L-A-Z-Y. A LAZY LAZY LAZY MOFO. That is why I haven't written lately and I blame no one but myself. (And that slut of a HSC) But, holidays are coming up, and I vow, much like Sam-Wise to help Frodo take The Ring to Mordor, that I will blog once a day the WHOLE holiday. Until then however, my posts shall be slightly speratic at best. So, moving on to a Belated Saturday post, or early?

Now,  lets make it clear, I love my friends...kind of. But something of the things that come out of their mouths leave me all like 'What you talkin bout Lewis?' but lets get on with this shall we? Enough dillydallying My Dear Watson.

1. Kdot.

Let me just start by saying this: moron. Now that's cleared up, lets move onto the reason WHY I so LOATHE this. Like seriously, LOATHE. I was recently engaged in a somewhat redundant text-convo and they replied 'Kdot'. Thats not even a word! Why or why must the teenager's of this generation feel the need to completely graffiti all over the English language?

2. 'About that...'

About what? I mean seriously, about what? Do you know where your going with this because I sure as don't have a god-damn clue. If your going to give me this peice of crap at least have a direction, you don't sit in a car without taking it anywhere. Unless your at the car sale person....but even then you have the INTENTION of taking it somewhere. God, this is so annoying! Someone says 'About that...' and everybody laughs. And I am just sitting there like; 

3. Its because I'm black!

No. Its because your a moron. Regardless of your race. I swear to someone's religious deity, that the next time someone says 'Its because I'm black' I will make them eat a bag of skittles just so I can say "Look! Now your a rainbow...and I still hate you." Could you please, for the sake of humanity, try and contain your stupidity. On a side note, my friend who says this, put vanilla to shame. If your going to say this, at least you know, be PC 'Colored'.

(And yes, I am aware of the irony)


Thats it for today my lovely's....LOL jokes I'll post again this afternoon!
Stay Awesome!