Yo Broski's!
After a lot of 'helpful' whining from several close friends, I have finally gotten around to write the last three days worth of posts. I know, its a little late, and yes, I can feel your eyes burning holes through the computer screen straight into the place my soul would be if I had one (That means you Ally and Shaylee!) So here it goes, a belated thursday 'top tip' post; '3 Steps to BS!'
1. Keep Calm and Fake It
If you don't actually no what your talking about(And lets face it, do you ever?) Then just pretend that you do. People are to ignorant now-days to question confidence. Seriously, think about it, what do all the Queens and Kings of BS have in common? SWAG. CONFIDENCE. EGOTISM. These are you friends. They are the keys to unlocking the master within you! Seriously, just act like you know what your doing, fake it until you make it!
2. Have a Back Up Plan
If your planning on BS, make sure you prepare ahead of time. I bit of forethought can prevent a nuclear melt down later, seriously, just ask Chereynoble.
3. Keep Calm and Pop the Collar
Its all about body language! Most of what we gather about people is not from verbal cues, its about their body language. So if you act timid and scared and DISHONEST, people won't believe you! So man up and grow a set you big baby! Seriously, if my grandma can own it, so can you! You need to own the space around you as you set up your BS trap, BE PHYSICAL!
I know its short, but theres this little thing called the HSC, maybe you've heard of it?
Adios Lassie's!


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