The Awkward Moment When...Your Friend Zoned

Holla, my lovely jubbly's. (Just go with it!) So, this is my third post today, I know my posting schedule acts a bit like a girl PMS-ing. Half the time ignoring you, half the time all up in yo' face. Oh well. If you didn't like it you wouldn't read it. Unless...blink twice if your reading this against your will!

So, for a traditional Tuesday Post: The Awkward Moment When....Your Friend Zoned.

Alright, go on, admit it, you just cringed like a little girl. Then you thought about all the times you've been friend zoned right? And then, let me guess, you called out to your mum asking if there was any ice-cream in the fridge. Its cool. We've all been there. It feels like someone just blew up your death-star doesn't it? Now, firstly I am sympathetic to your woes, trust me, I know how you feel. Some say that the 'Friend Zone' is a lie that pathetic people use, because in actuality they just weren't good enough for the other person and effectively will never be. They have played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.

Is it just me or when you a friend zoned do you feel like smacking every happy couple in the face with a sledge-hammer? It can't just be me. I must admit, recently, I have been 'Friend Zoned' and I didn't know if I wanted to shoot him or eat my own arm of for telling him. They both seemed a bit extreme, so instead I'm blogging about it to complete and utter strangers.  Totally the better choice.  I was all like 'Woah' and he was like 'No' and was like 'Oh'.

So, I figure, since I cannot be the only one out there who is getting friend zoned, that I might provide some tips to dealing with it? I mean the friend-zone isn't all bad. At least your family-zoned. Thats a bummer....unless your into that.

1. Pretend Your Fine

Seriously, no one likes a cry baby. I understand it, it hurts, but its like a paper cut. Hurts like a mofo but forgotten after a few minutes.

2. (Continuing the Paper Cut Metaphor) Do NOT Go Near Any God Damn Lemons

Sometimes its their fault your hurting, but most of the time, its YOURS! If you've been friend-zoned but insist on hanging out with them and their partner(The Metaphorical Lemon), I will not hesitate to throw acid on you. Your bring that pain upon yourself dear human.

3. Grow A Pair

The final tip from me, actually does not come from me, but rather my homie, Batman. (Seriously, we're tight.)

Until Next Time Sunshines!