5 Reason's Why...I Hate My Generation

Greetings Chums,

You know those things that people do that just grind you the wrong way and you spend the majority of your time in their company killing them over and over again in your mind? I suspect you do. I mean, I have no other introduction other then to just begin with a list of 10 Reasons I Hate this Generation.

1. The Hock an' Spit
I mean seriously, what is with this generation and there need to spit? Its disgusting. You know what I'm talking about, your sitting at the bus stop and this teenage boy with his pants halfway down his butt walks by and spit on the ground right in front of you. Really? Really bitch? Don't make me smash you. Does anyone have a reason why we must spit in public? Anyone?  No? Then keep your bodily fluids to yourself!



2. The Use of 'Bro' in a Serious Sentence
Now, I don't mean to condemn those who through in the casual 'Come at me Bro's' into conversation with friends, by all means go ahead. But, when people start to call their parents, teacher, anybody 'Bro' in a serious conversation....well we may have to rethink somethings.  I can't even explain how much I hate people who use 'bro'. Seriously. Just stop. If you must, why don't you just use something like 'Home Dog' or 'Homie'? People then might at least think your trying to be funny.

3. Music
Word's cannot even express the gaping whole left in my soul as a result of this generations music taste. Where are the Rolling Stones? Metallica? MOTOR HEAD?!?!?! Oh, that's where they are, buried behind Auto-tune and teeny-bopper's. I swear, the next time I turn on the radio and I hear "You don't know your beautiful!" I will chuck a BF.

4. Duck Face's
I just...WHY? Seriously, your cute enough(And if your not I'm sure you have an amazing personality and all) so you don't need to screw your face up to look like a duck! What ever happened to smiling? Its OK to just smile, just smile. If you make a duck face I will assume you are a duck and shoot you.

5. Hipsters.
Really need me to explain this? I hate hipsters. I hate people who hate hipsters. I hate hipster hating hipsters who won't admit that there hipsters. I hate the word hipster. I hate the notion of hipsters. I hate hipsters.

6.Jersey Shore
Seriously? What the hell is this crap? Its a bunch of dumb, ignorant 'people' complaining about their lives, creating drama and pretending to give a crap about each other! Seriously, If I wanted a show like that I would just pay attention to half the people in my school! 
 
Until next time, I bid you adieu! 
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